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~Kleobis:iconKleobis:

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Dear John

Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 7:41 AM
  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: Downloaded OSTs
  • Reading: Bahnwärter Thiel
  • Playing: LoL ... what? Legend of Legaia! LoL
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but our horoscopes doesn't match.
I think I realised it that night in your van, and I saw you sit on my whoopee cushion.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand how bad I've been feeling.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep the blood-test results as a memory.
You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about woody allen-imitations.
Go to hell and say goodbye to your creepy family from me
Jess

This has got to be THE most fun letter I've ever written xD

P.S.:There is no John!

What to do:
Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-

1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

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  • Current Age: =Older than yesterday=
  • Current Residence: =Somewhere between now and then=
  • Operating System: =Windows XP professional=
  • Favourite game: =Terranigma, FFVII, FFIX, FFXII, KH, KHII, LoZ: OoT and LoZ: MM=
  • Favourite gaming platform: =RPG mainly=
  • Personal Quote: =Take responsability for your actions! Blame it on the dog!=
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, tablet, pen and PS=

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~Miss-Kamikaze:iconMiss-Kamikaze: Apr 6, 2008, 2:44:26 PM
Thanks for the fav! :ahoy:
~TonomuraBix:iconTonomuraBix: Mar 13, 2008, 6:52:23 PM
Thanks so much for the comment on my human Shadow and Amy pic. :blowkiss:

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~Humanoid-Magpie:iconHumanoid-Magpie: Feb 25, 2008, 11:38:15 PM
Thanks for the fav:boogie:

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~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 26, 2007, 12:23:31 PM
You're welcome!<3

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 26, 2007, 12:23:03 PM
You're welcome!

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 26, 2007, 12:22:53 PM
^-^

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 26, 2007, 12:22:43 PM
Any time! ^_^

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 26, 2007, 12:22:30 PM
You're welcome and thanks! <3

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~yellochevy02:iconyellochevy02: Dec 25, 2007, 5:56:12 PM
Thanks so much for the fave!! ^__^

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*kmorgan16:iconkmorgan16: Dec 24, 2007, 3:08:07 AM
Thanks for the fav :D

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*ShinigamiGtc:iconShinigamiGtc: Dec 20, 2007, 11:46:20 AM
thanks a lot for the fav! :D

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~Humanoid-Magpie:iconHumanoid-Magpie: Dec 14, 2007, 2:49:18 PM
Thanks again for the fav :boogie:

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~thelegendoflauri:iconthelegendoflauri: Dec 10, 2007, 2:00:34 AM
Thanks a lot for the favourite, cool gallery too :D

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~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 6, 2007, 10:25:55 AM
You're welcome! :hug:<3

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 6, 2007, 10:25:39 AM
^-^

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Dec 6, 2007, 10:25:33 AM
You're welcome! I showed it my brother and he laughed real hard too xD

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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
*AngelCrusher:iconAngelCrusher: Dec 6, 2007, 7:04:44 AM
Thanks very much for the :+fav: on my comicstrip buddy :)

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*HylianAlchemist13:iconHylianAlchemist13: Dec 5, 2007, 7:28:03 PM
thanks for the fav!

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~hylian-maiden:iconhylian-maiden: Dec 5, 2007, 2:19:28 PM
Thanks for the favs! :hug:

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~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Nov 12, 2007, 8:45:54 AM
You're welcome ^-^

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~bluechimeraz:iconbluechimeraz: Nov 7, 2007, 7:16:50 PM
Thanks for the fav way back in June! lol
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Sep 21, 2007, 7:12:27 AM
Thankies ^_^-

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Sep 21, 2007, 7:12:17 AM
Gern Geschehen! :heart:

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?
~Kleobis:iconKleobis: Sep 21, 2007, 7:12:06 AM
You're welcome ^_^-

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I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was!~
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Cheese comes from the moon and elves from the woods, but where do n00bs come from?